BATTLE REPORT! Team OverDeathwatch F'd-in-the-A by The Space Marines: Abridged
In a friendly Kill Team exhibition scrim last night, dubbed "Operation: Point A to Point B, what's so hard about that?" , Team OverDeathwatch, a mixed-chapter bag of Deathwatch marines led by Genji Shimada suffered a decisive loss against the Space Marines Abridged , the Militarum Tempestus team led by Faustino Doomfist . Only Genji himself managed to cross the field of battle successfully, while the rest of his squad were defeated in what he dubbed: "shittacular fashion, tunneling the enemy and death-matching instead of playing the objective like a bunch of boosted bronze noobs" . The scene in the locker room after the match... was somber. "You need healing." a disappointed Mr. Shimada spoke to the room of injured vets. "Think upon your actions....ningen nado, toruni taranwa!" "I don't speak Japanese, mate, but that sounded like Heresy" snapped Jamison 'Junkrat' Fawkes . "I had gold damage an